When a man's words get him NOWHERE!!

Long gone are these days...
(Rewind to many years back, check grammar. NOTHING EDITED.)

Boys High School

P.O.Box Private Bag

Somewhere

18-5-2000 and samn samn.

Howz, life over there? Any monolization? Hope none. I hope you are doing fine and going on well.

Mie huku Jabz ville bee ningali na struggle angalau ni dignify ma dignity.So coming to ma point I love dis school. I mean wasee u perform poa to sana

Long tyme, no seen about two weeks, na hope the beautiful smile on your face is still exciting.

Remember u 'n' ur friendship means alot to me.

Enyewe safina i really really luike you, whenever i think about u i feel you as if u 'r' the only pals in ma blood.

Figure yako ingali ina dwell in ma 72 beats dynamic speaker 24/7. Our friendship is lyke a rose that blossoms 'n' have nice scent but the only difference between us 'n' the rose is that we do not wilt but 'b' good friends.

Always remember that when you are out of sight ur not out of my mind.

Stories & memories are 4gotten, rivers dry, birds fly away, songs fate, all things come 2 an end, but precious pple like u are a tressure 4ever, you are the one in ma heart.

Pliz i am really dying to see 'U' so if you dont mind pliz reply.

                 Remesh: Love is always thinking of new ways to say i love 'u'

If you reply i owh 'u' a kiss if 'u' dont 'u' owh me an apology.

Good-bye for now untill middy if not 'u' write back.

Anyway i love 'u' 2 much.

From (Name of the guy)

We will discuss this in the next edition.

How long is a short 1?

7 days to be single again

Last Sunday, we went visiting one of the close people to me, it was one of those days where i have a day well spent and get to catch up with my friends whom i have not met in a long time.

The week before- Monday to be exact, i meet my friend, she tells me she is in a relationship and what not, we jump in excitement as she tells me the details of how he asked her out and all that till she said yes to him (dating mind you, not engagement) i have to laugh at that one, haahaha.

Come Sunday she is with us but single this time. 

WE all are n shock because a week is too short to even call it a relationship.So we probe further and her testimony to it makes us all wonder about her new trend, read on.

Day 1

This is the day she met the guy, he gets her curiosity and she is more interested in this new guy- if we may call him that.

Mr. man being the man he is gets her number and thanks to the unlimited texts, conversation gets started and lasts till the middle of the night. Target locked.

Day 2

On this day there is room to miss each other as both are held up  with their various occupations but a text message takes not more than 5 minutes to reply.All looks promising on this day.

Day 3 and 4 

"Why don't you come over i would like us to see each other". This two days are for getting to know each other better, on day 3 my gal and her man have done almost everything and on day 4 there is no talk but all action, lord have mercy.

Day 5

No one texts and my girl though she wants to does not because she does not want to seem like the weak one and she consoles herself that he is very busy and will text before he goes to bed. Shock. 

By this time we are thinking, he already got what he was after , we listen on.

 

Day 6

The guy did not text or call so its a cold war kind of situation, she texts he replies he has bee busy and will call another time (notice he does not give exact period)

My girl realizes she deserves more and her calls are not being picked,its a clear sign that even a blind person will read.

Day Single again

Sunday, we hook up and she is all gloomy until she tells us she is single again and searching, or so we thought.

Question is, how fast or  slow should you take it?  because my girl did an express dating and it was over before it even stared.

 You tell me.

Of Nudity And Of Decency

Shout out to all naked n semi-nakedees

Today i would like to halla at all the chiqs (or chips) with nude photos in the social media (Facebook, twitter, mocospace) and all others i have not mentioned.Like on the left, yeah i know she is eye candy, but that's all that meets the eyes.
To the right, all decent and presentable and most Generation Y of us will be like that's boring, too conservative.I know you, yes you, are into the left woman.

More followers more friends.

There is this girl. name with held because i know you will search her as soon as you know the name, now this girl her profile picture is herself naked, true story. She has like 5000 friends and this makes her feel more popular, or so i guess. My problem does not come on with the picture, it is when you put it and why the hell would you tag me in your naked photo?

I want to know...

I am tired of these chiqs and even guys who upload a photo of themselves and tag almost all their friends. I don't know if it is your assets you arwe showing me yet i have seen or know or possess better, that is a lame move just so u know.Thank you for the tag but i think you are not far from the phrase "chips funga" or "sausage funga"

"Principals are still intact"

People who do this are likely to say that their principals are still intact and so on and so forth, i got news for you,all i hear is bla bla bla.
Why?? because once you put on your naked picture for the world to see, your principles are already compromised, dont you think??


Again,its my opinion.
Have an explicit content free week ahead, you deserve it.